The Palin Joke For Which You’ve All Been Waiting

Gov. Sarah Palin of Alaska, loocking scrumptious in red.

Gov. Sarah Palin of Alaska, looking scrumptious in red.

NEWS REPORTER: This week’s top story, Republican would-be presidential candidate Senator John McCain stole the thunder of Democratic presidential nominee Senator Barack Obama, by announcing his own pick for vice president, Governor Sarah Palin. Selection of Governor Palin, an Alaskan politician new to the national arena, was a move that surprised even residents of her home state.

SOUND CUE: BOMP-BOMP-BOM-BOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!

SARAH PALIN: Nnnnooooo one expects the Alaskan Politician! My chief weapon is surprise, surprise and fear, fear, surprise, rrruthless efficiency and an almost fanatical devotion to Dick Cheney – I’ll come in again.

(exits, repeat with slight variations ad nauseam)

Thank you. Don’t forget to tip your bartenders and waitresses.

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~ by manifenestration on September 1, 2008.

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